WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MY GRANDFATHER IS MOVING OUT

HE’S GOING BACK TO  WEST VIRGINIA

HE WILL NO LONGER BE CREEPING AROUND, GOING THROUGH MAIL, LOOKING FOR THINGS TO YELL AT MOM OVER

NO MORE NASTY SECONDHAND SMOKE IN THE HOUSE

NO MORE LISTENING TO HIM COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH WE’RE INDEBTED TO HIM EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN LIVING HERE TWO YEARS RENT FREE

NO MORE COMPLAINTS ABOUT HOW MUCH HE DISAPPROVES OF MY LIFESTYLE WHEN I HAVE FRIENDS OVER TO WATCH NETFLIX

FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM!

(and an excuse to go back to the absurdly good Mexican restaurant in the town he’s moving back to)

Excuse me as I get my party on.

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About Morgan Maria D'Isidoro

Morgan Maria D'Isidoro has lived in Baltimore, MD for most of her life, saving a handful of failed escape attempts. Given the murder rates, she'll probably die here too. Morgan is a writer of speculative fiction and poetry, a musician of dubious quality, cat aficionado, art history fangirl, kitchen sorceress, recovering pyromaniac, accomplished liar, and an all around person of questionable employability.
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