Finals

Katrina Just found out that you can abort a baby by sitting in a tub of hot water and mustard. Wow. Just wow.

Yesterday at 10:50pm ·

    • B a tip for the future?

      Yesterday at 10:50pm ·
    • MariaIf this is related to your scrapbook project, I want a copy.

      Yesterday at 10:52pm ·
    • Katrina It is indeed. My person did it.

      Yesterday at 10:58pm ·
    • Maria Dude.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Violet Well. Huh.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Billie Holiday did it.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria My guy thinks that eventually women will surpass men intellectually and we’ll gradually form a society that resembles a bee hive.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina FUCK YES!

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria http://www.tfcbooks.com/tesla/1926-01-30.htmTowards the end. It’s kind of awesome.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina HOLY SHIT. BEES ARE AMAZING. I just imagined this in human form, as a like amazon woman running as fast as she can and men just chasing her and falling on their faces and finally, one man is left. They bone and then he just spontaneously combusts. Also, Nikola Tesla is fucking amazing.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria He really really is. *sighs dreamily* *writes Tesla ♥ ‘s Maria across my notebooks*

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I certainly will not be writing that for Ms. holiday. Afterall, she likes abusive men and mustard abortions.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria We should hook her up with B. They can live horribly together in Jargon’s Seed.

      23 hours ago ·
    • B Sorry, I’m taken!

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina We can still have Jargon’s Seed though right? i’m ready to take over the casino village!

      23 hours ago ·
    • BYeah screw the other History countries, Jaron’s Seed was the best of them all.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina IT WAS! We had a great system! Jesse should have been looking out for his childs bright future better@

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria Time to invade Prostitute City. We’ll boil the ruling class in vats of Natty Boh.

      23 hours ago ·
    • B Why is it that the best students are all sitting in the second row?

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I HAVE NO IDEA! WE NEED TO BE IN FRONT! OR IN BACK TO HATCH PLANS OF WORLD DOMINATION!

      23 hours ago ·
    • BI think the second row is kind of perfect, really. We’re not exactly the most motivated of the bunch, but we’re not too horrible of slackers, either.

      Though we are all kinds of awesome (mostly me, though).

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria It’s the perfect seat; close enough to give the appearance of paying attention, far enough away that we aren’t expected to have answers, leaving us room to goof.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Hahaha indeed. Except Michelle. We need to usurp her.

      23 hours ago ·
    • B Oh you know she’d fall in line with our agenda if it came down to it.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria Hey, Michelle was down with Jargon’s Seed. We just have to make sure she shares her scrap-booking supplies next time.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina She needs to slack more though. She’s gonna make us look bad.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina But she did help me a litle with my project so she can live.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria Dude, we make OURSELVES look bad.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria I’m more interested in taking out the guy on her right. He has a yacht and I want it.

      23 hours ago ·
    • B How do we make ourselves look bad?

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Oh god the guy who hates women and loves yachts. Yeah he needs to go down.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria With our cellphones and our laptops and our constantly beating B even though he totally wants it; just look at how he dresses.

      23 hours ago ·
    • B It’s true, I ask for it.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Hhaha. It’s so fucking true. God, but we’re totally his favorites. Oh Mr. Jesse.

      23 hours ago ·
    • B You know, why is that? We actually are the worst. We might as well sleep through everything.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria We provide the best and often most insightful discussion. And Mr. Jesse is forgiving to those who draw out his endless hypothetical debates

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina His endless hypothetical debates which he always loses.

      23 hours ago ·
    • B Yeah we do talk the most, don’t we.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I talk to deter his callling on me some days.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Bhe calls on you a bunch, too.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria He’s on to you, Katrina.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Oh, god no! NOOOOOO!

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria Just wait. Tomorrow, he’s gonna make you give a small presentation on your person to see what you learned.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Don;t say that! I can see it happening!

      23 hours ago ·
    • B I’m going to bring it up to him, actually.

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina NO!

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina B DO NOT!

      23 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I WILL GET FUCKING THORS HAMMER MJONIR AND CRUSH YOUR SKULL!

      23 hours ago ·
    • B Has Maria finished her scrapbook yet?

      23 hours ago ·
    • Maria Katrina, you get first dibs on which part of his body you want me to skewer with a saber tomorrow.

      23 hours ago ·
    • MariaI am indeed finished the scrapbook. I need to write my essay.

      23 hours ago ·
    • BThat’s the easy part.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina God I hate myself right now today this morning.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Procrastination is bad.

      22 hours ago ·
    • B Yeah I’m only on page 2 of my scrapbook.

      22 hours ago ·
    • B I’m winging it.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Maria Not really. I’d originally planned to write as one of Tesla’s assistants and during research, found a short biography by one of his assistants. Thus, I already have a template to follow and supplement with my copious data, found via mad research skills

      22 hours ago ·
    • Maria My scrapbook is 19 pages long. It’s shiny. Oh so very shiny.

      22 hours ago ·
    • B ‎19 pages? what the hell

      22 hours ago ·
    • B isn’t it supposed to be ten

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I am a writer. Writing the essay is childs play.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Maria‎10 sources. If the sources exceed the length of the page, well…

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I have not started the scrap book. Just the printing of pictures and sources.

      22 hours ago ·
    • B YOU ARE AN OVER ACHIEVER MARIA

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Umm B I’m pretty sure it’s easy to make 19 pages.

      22 hours ago ·
    • BKatrina I am simply mocking up my pages – complete with fancy scrapbook frames and stuff – and I’ll print it all out at once.

      22 hours ago ·
    • BIt’s not a “proper” scrapbook but it’s awesome still

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I’m saying “fuck edu’s” right now cause non of the edu’s have fucking mugshots.

      22 hours ago ·
    • B You’re a mugshot.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I am indeed. HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND OUT!?!

      22 hours ago ·
    • B Magic.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina Well that makes sense. Back to scrapbooking and sciccor sisters now.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Maria Eff you, B. Eff you and your fancy frames.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I have to agree with Maria.

      22 hours ago ·
    • B You two and your halfassery

      22 hours ago ·
    • Maria There is nothing halfed about our asses.

      22 hours ago ·
    • Katrina I have a full moon thank you very much!

      22 hours ago ·
    • Violet And now I’m disappointed I’m not in the same class as you guys.

      20 hours ago
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About Morgan Maria D'Isidoro

Morgan Maria D'Isidoro has lived in Baltimore, MD for most of her life, saving a handful of failed escape attempts. Given the murder rates, she'll probably die here too. Morgan is a writer of speculative fiction and poetry, a musician of dubious quality, cat aficionado, art history fangirl, kitchen sorceress, recovering pyromaniac, accomplished liar, and an all around person of questionable employability.
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