Sometimes, our spam boxes are the greatest source of entertainment in our lives. Matt gifted me this finest piece of mystical airwave bulletin from the trash heap. Enjoy, and weep in terror: this could be in your inbox next.
Hail, my dear man, you fascinated me.
I want permeate in your life with sweet taste of love.
Do you want to feel it with me? I want you to write me a letter on email. I’m charming and beautiful lady. You’ll love me? Write me, please, and maybe we will find happiness
Now, I have to practice this speech in silly accents – without giggling – for my callback to the school play.