From the Spam Box

Sometimes, our spam boxes are the greatest source of entertainment in our lives. Matt gifted me this finest piece of mystical airwave bulletin from the trash heap. Enjoy, and weep in terror: this could be in your inbox next.

From Veronika:

Hail, my dear man, you fascinated me.
I want permeate in your life with sweet taste of love.
Do you want to feel it with me? I want you to write me a letter on email. I’m charming and beautiful lady. You’ll love me? Write me, please, and maybe we will find happiness

Now, I have to practice this speech in silly accents – without giggling – for my callback to the school play.

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About Morgan Maria D'Isidoro

Morgan Maria D'Isidoro has lived in Baltimore, MD for most of her life, saving a handful of failed escape attempts. Given the murder rates, she'll probably die here too. Morgan is a writer of speculative fiction and poetry, a musician of dubious quality, cat aficionado, art history fangirl, kitchen sorceress, recovering pyromaniac, accomplished liar, and an all around person of questionable employability.
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