Female Protagonist Wanted

Looking for a female protagonist between the ages of 19 and 23. Must be tall and slightly androgynous. Red heads with asymmetrical haircuts will be given preference. Physical fitness not a priority, but an aptitude for fencing is highly desirable.

Must enjoy puzzles, alternative history, questionable hard liquor and Tastykakes, and obsessive tinkering. Complete dedication to the task at hand, but willingness to go out for brewskies and a movie date once the job is done.

Do you love globe trotting adventure, sanity threatening magic,  secret conspiracies, murder mysteries, coded messages, and devious ancestors? Then this is a job for you! Please send your applications to my mind complete with a photograph. Maria Industries will get back to you A.S.A.P.

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About Morgan Maria D'Isidoro

Morgan Maria D'Isidoro has lived in Baltimore, MD for most of her life, saving a handful of failed escape attempts. Given the murder rates, she'll probably die here too. Morgan is a writer of speculative fiction and poetry, a musician of dubious quality, cat aficionado, art history fangirl, kitchen sorceress, recovering pyromaniac, accomplished liar, and an all around person of questionable employability.
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