I need to stay away from National Geographic. Now I want to go exploring in caves and write about magical, weird, and possibly arcane horrors that dwell within them.
This is what happens when you try to educate yourself, kids. You start thinking, and you get ideas; pretty soon you’ll start turning off the TV, and turning down trips to the mall, because all you really want to do is find out more about something that no one else you know cares about. And eventually, you’ll have turned into a strange, educated, interesting person. And God knows we don’t need any more of those in the world, no sirree.
Stay away from that link, turn Wife Swap or American Idol back on, and don’t hurt yourself and think about what an amazing world this is. And don’t you ever, EVER start getting ideas. Nobody likes people with ideas; ideas aren’t cool. Trust me.